In a surprise to no-one here at Sinclairs Fitness, the Shop staff have defeated the mild, meek and plain wimpy Service Staff (one of them in their team uniform on the right) in a sensational battle at the Annual Sinclairs Sportsman’s/Sportswoman’s night.
The teams battled for supremacy in:
- Table Tennis
- Coin Toss
- Eight Ball
with the Shop Staff strolling to an easy 4-2 victory.
As Adam Baker, Shop Manager, was heard to comment:
“I don’t like saying it but we’re fitter, younger, prettier and just plain tougher than the Service people. They had Bryan Sinclair on their team and he’s gotta be 70 if he’s a day old.
We’re not going to lose to a team led by a pensioner.”
Loser Bryan Speaks Out
Dejected Service Team Leader Big Burly Bryan Sinclair had this to say:
“Wow! What an incredible exhibition by the Shop Staff. I only wish I had their youth, vitality, good looks and hair, not to mention access to the web site to edit what other people say.
The Service Team only wish we had 1% of their talent and that we weren’t a bunch of spindly armed nancy boys and girls.”
Please Mention Defeat To The Service Staff
If you have the very good fortune to chat with Bryan or one of our Service Staff, then they’d love to be reminded of their loss.
Say something along the lines of “So, I hear the Shop Staff are incredible athletes.”
They’ll love it ;o)
Adam (Shop Manager & Winner!)